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Saturday, November 30, 2013

Black Dads


Oh my gosh...  Television has decided to portray African American gentlemen as about the cutest, most lovable men ever!!!!  These two commercials epitomize the affable adorable character the black man has become in television comedy and commercials. This guy began with Bill Cosby then got a little dumber and rougher with Bernie Mac but I've gotta say, I LOVE THIS GUY!! These commercials show you what (I guess) white people want to believe is the black "every man."

The first commercial is entitled, "Move-In day," and is the mini story of a dad dropping his daughter at college. He is befuddled, grouchy, not so sure about all of this. The women flit around him like butterflies. My favorite moment is when he notices his daughter giving some guy the eye so he turns around to size him up suspiciously. Amidst all of his dad-angst he sees a sign saying, "Relax, we're in charge - BMO Harris," or something like that, and he visibly relaxes. 

You know this guy is doing okay, his daughter is carefree, loads of luggage, going to college, chatting on the cell phone, squealing and hugging her white roommate, so she is like any other middle class girl of any race. He is well groomed but not pompously well groomed, again just a regular guy like most of us.  His feet are on the ground and he's sensible. He has to think about down to earth things like finances while the women get wrapped up in dorm room decor and silly romances. Still they make him look adorably and foolishly protective. 



The second commercial entitled, "Cabin," depicts a slightly older dad. This time the more-adult children appear to be joining their parents for a visit in their country cabin. The kids arrive and during the welcoming conversation with Mom, Dad hears that the kids stopped by the house. Although they assure him that they've left the home in perfect condition, he mistrusts them, pulls out his phone then proceeds to walk through his automated system (from the rocker on the cabin porch) as we watch him repair various issues left undone by the careless and carefree adult children. 

This dad is the next phase in the life of the last dad. He is enjoying the fruits of his hard long labor. He owns a cabin and a nice house.  He can afford a security system and he needs it to protect all of these things he has worked so hard to provide for himself and his family. His family can be careless because, thanks to his long work days, careful budgeting, responsible behavior and realistic planning, he has done well for them.. Given them a home and yard in a good neighborhood, lessons, college, nice lives. They will never know the things he sacrificed. Now,however, it is time for him to live out his golden years doing the things he's dreamed of and he's not about to let an errant fire or a scruffy thief take any of that away from him! Thus, total control over the home from anywhere. We chuckle at his gruff insecurity and protectiveness but he is an absolutely adorable old dog.


Now, some people may find something to be offended at here...that perhaps these men are portrayed as dumb or stereotypical, overly cautious or even selfish, but they fare better than most white dads in household goods and food commercials.  The white dads don't seem to be particularly loving.  They come across as stupid while their stay-at-home wives are snarky know-it-alls who constantly show them up. They are unlovable losers with whom nobody could imagine sharing a life. Their African American counterparts, however, are portrayed as strong teddy bears who provide well and care deeply for their families.  Score one for the underdog.


Sunday, March 24, 2013

Please ATT - STOP!!!

If I were inclined to switch my cable company, and if the new company allowed you to DVR 25 shows at a time, showed free first run movies and charged only $15 per month, I would find it difficult to even consider a company who would subject the public to what HAS to be the most annoying champagne since Timmy yelled, "Extra! Extra!" for Long Chevrolet (old-timey Chicago reference).

I can practically smell these stinkers coming. And these commercials show just how horrible stage parents can be in forcing their kids to snootily say, "Back in my day..."

Each horrendously crafted slot causes new convulsions of disgust from all of us gathered before the television and we can't hit that fast-forward button fast enough.

So, AT&T, please please STOP!!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Not-so-smart Phone Name, UH YEAH - EMILY LITELLA

TODAY IS AUGUST 12, 2010. I WROTE THE BELOW ON AUGUST 11, 2010. I THOUGHT THE NEW DROID PHONE WAS NAMED THE DISCONNECT BECAUSE THE HEADLINE ON A YAHOO NEWS ARTICLE READ -- "NEW DROID DISCONNECT."

GUESS WHAT.... THAT WAS THE HEADLINE, NOT THE NAME.... YOU MAY NOW OFFICIALLY CALL ME EMILY LITELLA -- "What's all this about the Droid DISCONNECT?" Man, do I feel stupid. I left the blogpost up here because I am just soooooo stupid that it seemed kind of funny. Here I am channeling Gilda Radner.
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Ummm... I don't understand why you would name your cool new phone a "Droid Disconnect." Especially when it's attached to Verizon which is known for not losing the signal (unlike AT&T which would make more sense if it named THEIR phones Disconnect or Dropper or even Mr. Fade-Out.

You spend so much time, money, research to make a great smart phone then name it Disconnect???? Who was the brilliant highly-paid executive who made THAT decision???

On the other hand, how smart are smartphone names, anyway? The iPhone??? I realize that was to match up with iPods but shouldn't all of these linked back to Apple instead of "i" ???

The Blackberry??? Where did that come from? What has anything it even does have to do with fruit.

But I guess, in the long run, phone names are sort of getting like car names -- they are just trying to come up with something that sounds cool. Nevertheless - isn't name the Droid Disconnect sort of like naming the next Toyota, the Toyota Crash?

For your fun and enjoyment, following is first, a full list of names leaked back in December of 2009 for a HTC smartphone that was being worked on for T-Mobile. Following that is a HUGE list of names I found of Samsung smartphones.

Leaked HTC names;

Bahamas, Bravo, DesireC, Dragon, Dream, Espresso, Halo, HeroCT, HeroC, Hero, Huangshan, Incredible, Legend, Liberty, Memphis, Paradise, PassionC, Passion, Sapphire and Supersonic. (They ended up going with "Dream" -- beats "Disconnect.")


Samsung names:
Samsung Eternity
Samsung Behold
Samsung Instinct
Samsung Saga
Samsung Omnia
Samsung Jet
Samsung Charcoal
Samsung Gravity
Samsung Comeback
Samsung Highlight
Samsung Memoir
Samsung Epix
Samsung Ace
Samsung Galaxy
Samsung Magnet

Thursday, August 5, 2010

AT&T iPhone Commercial


There are some new commercials out for the iPhone4 - several new ones I've seen so far. One of them shows a young African American man introducing his new baby daughter to the baby's grandfather. It highlights the beauty of the iPhone4's phone to phone camera capability called "Face to Face." You can see the light in the grandpa's eyes as well as see the small picture of the baby. The commercial is so touching it almost makes you forget that both people need the iPhone4 in order to make this situation work and just how many grandpas really have an iPhone4 or even want one.

There's also a commercial where a dad is trying to get his adorable teenage daughter to smile. Turns out she's just gotten braces. It's another winner. (Must be a family from an affluent neighborhood - they both have iPhone4s AND she has a full mouth of metal.)

There's one about a haircut, but I think I've only seen that once and it didn't stick with me.

The one that REALLY gets me though is the one where a young wife is calling her husband to tell him, "that thing we've been working on..." has worked. (She's pregnant.) The young actress in this part is so beautiful, so convincing, so radiant... she steals the show. Again, you forget that AT&T is the all-time champion of dropped calls, dead air, and terrible connections... all you think about is the terrific benefits of the face to face connection.

So, the commercials are pretty heart-warming but the AT&T and the iPhone4 are not exactly the top of the line service. Rumor has it that the iPhone4 has been built with the antenna improperly installed into the casing so that, as the customer holds it, the connection drops. (A special case has been built to resolve that problem apparently.) And if you go into twitter or into the bulletin boards at almost any time, you can find numerous AT&T complaints.

Nevertheless... guess who just ordered an iPhone4 3 days ago...

oh well... commercials work :-)

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If you'd like to read more about the iPhone issue with the antenna: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20010305-71.html

If you'd like to see these little works of art called commercials: http://techcrunch.com/2010/07/11/apple-facetime-iphone-4-commercials/ That link also has some great commentary!